Category Archives: Projects
I Think They Are Procreating, or Where Did This Come From?
I’m getting a little nervous guys. I think something evil might be afoot here on 12th. The day started off normal enough. You know. A little Diet Mountain Dew. A few household chores. I did the laundry and packaged up … Continue reading
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Medium, or Revising the Dating Code of Conduct
I went on a date last night. It was very medium. Don’t worry. He thought it was pretty medium too. We already tried this once before. I am pretty sure we only gave it a second try because we were both … Continue reading
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The Word on the Web, or What’s the What
Well friends, it is (at least for us west-coasters) lunchtime on Friday. Which means we all still have an afternoon of work. Personally, I am feeling a little antsy and distracted. Aren’t you? So here are a few of the things … Continue reading
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14 Days, or a Few Stats on Near and Dear
Near and Dear is officially two weeks old. So far, I have enjoyed this entirely self indulgent little side project. It turns out, I really like to talk about myself. But you probably already knew that. In any event, I … Continue reading
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Can We Talk About This, or “Who Are You Quoting Right Now?”
Now, I want to start by saying that I am not a grammatical wizard. Sure, I love a good oxford comma. But I also had a typo in the very first sentence of my Law Review article. So I get it: … Continue reading
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My Day in Before and After Photos, or Why Someone Should Take My Camera Phone Away
A while ago, my phone took a terrible tumble. Twice. Into water. This resulted in an objectively hilarious story involving me, my phone, and some curry rice. Followed by a month of phone olympics to try and make it work. … Continue reading
