Category Archives: Objectively Hilarious
Culturally Appropriate, or Toegangs
Toegangs, Knowing Things, Crap that is Verboten Continue reading
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I Might Be Famous, or Hate Mail
I received my first piece of blog related hate mail today. It was very exciting. But here is my question: If strangers hate me, does that mean I am famous now??? My obvious stardom aside, the letter is pretty special. … Continue reading
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Medium, or Revising the Dating Code of Conduct
I went on a date last night. It was very medium. Don’t worry. He thought it was pretty medium too. We already tried this once before. I am pretty sure we only gave it a second try because we were both … Continue reading
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Worse Than A Word Monster, or Quit Freaking Touching Me
If there is one thing worth than a Word Monster, it is Space Monster. Space Monsters are not actually monsters from outer space. Rather, they are monsters that want to take up all the space. Even space that belongs to … Continue reading
Filed under I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School, Objectively Hilarious, Seattle
I Came By It Honestly, or Growing Up Awkward
I was a rather unfortunate looking child. It’s true. I mean, I know we are all supposed to coo over little kid pictures and say things like “She’s adorable!” and “Oh my! How precious!” But my little kid photos inspire … Continue reading
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Shit, Shit, Shit, or Jumping From Trains
I’m having one of those very lazy Saturdays. It is kind of perfect. I’m half way cleaning the apartment but mostly just watching old episodes of Friends and reading back issues of The New Yorker and People. I’m paying bills … Continue reading
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I Think It’s Coming From the Ceiling, or I Had to Be Nancy Drew
My third year of college, I lived in a duplex. With 11 people. But technically, I only really lived with 6: our side of the duplex housed 7 girls. In 3 bedrooms. Go ahead. Do the math. We didn’t actually … Continue reading
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How to Catch a Word Monster, or Can I Borrow A Net?
I have a Word Monster in my life. It is awful. I hate Word Monsters. A Word Monster must say all of the words. It is always right. Even when it is wrong. It is smarter than you. And knows … Continue reading
I Wanted to See What Would Happen, or Testing the Solicitation Waters
Today I put some serious thought into going out and watching cars, just to see if the police would pick me up for solicitation. I’m not crazy. I swear. I just have a somewhat disastrous sense of curiosity. Which is not … Continue reading
Polls! Are! Fun!, or A Good Excuse for Exclamation Marks
So, I am trapped in the office catching up on last week’s work that is stretching into this week’s end. I know. It’s depressing. Since I have no time or energy today to actually write things today, I decided that … Continue reading
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