Category Archives: Lists
Hump Day, or Is It End Times?
It is such a Wednesday. You know. All long and drawn out. The type of day where around 1:00 you start to wonder if maybe the world just gave up on orbiting the sun and time has actually stopped. Because it really … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Lists
14 Days, or a Few Stats on Near and Dear
Near and Dear is officially two weeks old. So far, I have enjoyed this entirely self indulgent little side project. It turns out, I really like to talk about myself. But you probably already knew that. In any event, I … Continue reading
Filed under Lists, Projects, Uncategorized
Polls! Are! Fun!, or A Good Excuse for Exclamation Marks
So, I am trapped in the office catching up on last week’s work that is stretching into this week’s end. I know. It’s depressing. Since I have no time or energy today to actually write things today, I decided that … Continue reading
Filed under Lists, Objectively Hilarious, Uncategorized
Sporadically Green, or My Bad Paper Practices
These Seattle kids love the idea of being green. I mean, they love it. They feel about going green they Pittsburghers feel about the Steelers. Or the way hipsters feel about fixed gear bikes and tight jeans. Or the way Snookie feels about pickles. … Continue reading
Filed under Camera Phone Abuse, Lists
My Day in Before and After Photos, or Why Someone Should Take My Camera Phone Away
A while ago, my phone took a terrible tumble. Twice. Into water. This resulted in an objectively hilarious story involving me, my phone, and some curry rice. Followed by a month of phone olympics to try and make it work. … Continue reading
An Airing of Grievances, or My Horrible Awful Absolutely No Good Day
Will you guys listen to me for a minute? Answer carefully, because I have a little (read: an obscene and unreasonable amount) of (rather baseless) complaining to do. I know. I’m a damn peach. And I know we are all … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Lists, Seattle
