Category Archives: Learning New Things
Culturally Appropriate, or Toegangs
Toegangs, Knowing Things, Crap that is Verboten Continue reading
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The Soap Is In The Dish, or What Time Is It, Anyway?
I got into Amsterdam yesterday. It seemed lovely. I enjoyed it for all of 45 minutes before I fell asleep. But those were 45 picturesque minutes, I tell you. I flew out early Tuesday morning. Which means that I should … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Learning New Things, Uncategorized
Lost And Found, or A Day At The Music Store
Bad news people. Bad news. It turns out I cannot control the direct deposit schedule by the power of my thoughts. I know. I’m disappointed too. But Friday’s activities confirmed it. Even though I spent the bulk of the … Continue reading
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Shit, Shit, Shit, or Jumping From Trains
I’m having one of those very lazy Saturdays. It is kind of perfect. I’m half way cleaning the apartment but mostly just watching old episodes of Friends and reading back issues of The New Yorker and People. I’m paying bills … Continue reading
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I Think It’s Coming From the Ceiling, or I Had to Be Nancy Drew
My third year of college, I lived in a duplex. With 11 people. But technically, I only really lived with 6: our side of the duplex housed 7 girls. In 3 bedrooms. Go ahead. Do the math. We didn’t actually … Continue reading
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How to Catch a Word Monster, or Can I Borrow A Net?
I have a Word Monster in my life. It is awful. I hate Word Monsters. A Word Monster must say all of the words. It is always right. Even when it is wrong. It is smarter than you. And knows … Continue reading
The Word on the Web, or What’s the What
Well friends, it is (at least for us west-coasters) lunchtime on Friday. Which means we all still have an afternoon of work. Personally, I am feeling a little antsy and distracted. Aren’t you? So here are a few of the things … Continue reading
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How Do You Steer This Thing, or A Canoe Trip For the Ages
I met up with my friend Janelle last night. She is lovely and it is kind of a damn shame I don’t see her more often. Partly because I secretly suspect she has a knack for adventures. Case in … Continue reading
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I Wanted to See What Would Happen, or Testing the Solicitation Waters
Today I put some serious thought into going out and watching cars, just to see if the police would pick me up for solicitation. I’m not crazy. I swear. I just have a somewhat disastrous sense of curiosity. Which is not … Continue reading
