Category Archives: Law School
I Might Be Famous, or Hate Mail
I received my first piece of blog related hate mail today. It was very exciting. But here is my question: If strangers hate me, does that mean I am famous now??? My obvious stardom aside, the letter is pretty special. … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School, Objectively Hilarious
Stage Two, or I Will Hit You
I just spent some time drinking coffee with a friend. We were both a little vent-ey. And not about the state of the world folks. I mean we just had free floating-I-will shiv-you-in-your-eye-if-you-do-not-move-and-let-me-put-cream-in-my freaking-coffee rage. It wasn’t pretty. Here’s my … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Africa, I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School
Heat Stroke and Slap Fights and LiLo Oh My!, or Another Friday
Well well. Guess what city finally realized it is summer time? That’s right folks. We can all put away our sweaters and halt construction on our arks because Seattle finally got with the sunshine program. In fact, it got with … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Camera Phone Abuse, Law School
Worse Than A Word Monster, or Quit Freaking Touching Me
If there is one thing worth than a Word Monster, it is Space Monster. Space Monsters are not actually monsters from outer space. Rather, they are monsters that want to take up all the space. Even space that belongs to … Continue reading
Filed under I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School, Objectively Hilarious, Seattle
How to Catch a Word Monster, or Can I Borrow A Net?
I have a Word Monster in my life. It is awful. I hate Word Monsters. A Word Monster must say all of the words. It is always right. Even when it is wrong. It is smarter than you. And knows … Continue reading
Stuff Your Mouth Full of Cotton and Then Gargle, or Some Thoughts on Learning Arabic
This last semester sucked my soul out through my nose. Seriously. It was brutal. I really can’t blame school. It is me. I am an anxiety monster. In any event, I left the semester a little bit deader on the … Continue reading
Filed under Law School, Learning New Things, Uncategorized
