Category Archives: I Wish You Wouldn’t
I Might Be Famous, or Hate Mail
I received my first piece of blog related hate mail today. It was very exciting. But here is my question: If strangers hate me, does that mean I am famous now??? My obvious stardom aside, the letter is pretty special. … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School, Objectively Hilarious
Trouble On 12th, or Damn It Cat!
Oh man. I’ve got a situation over here friends. But telling you about it means I have to admit something. And it is something I try to keep pretty hush-hush. Don’t get excited. I’m not a Russian spy or anything. … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Camera Phone Abuse, I Wish You Wouldn't, Uncategorized
Stage Two, or I Will Hit You
I just spent some time drinking coffee with a friend. We were both a little vent-ey. And not about the state of the world folks. I mean we just had free floating-I-will shiv-you-in-your-eye-if-you-do-not-move-and-let-me-put-cream-in-my freaking-coffee rage. It wasn’t pretty. Here’s my … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Africa, I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School
Medium, or Revising the Dating Code of Conduct
I went on a date last night. It was very medium. Don’t worry. He thought it was pretty medium too. We already tried this once before. I am pretty sure we only gave it a second try because we were both … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, I Wish You Wouldn't, Objectively Hilarious, Projects
Worse Than A Word Monster, or Quit Freaking Touching Me
If there is one thing worth than a Word Monster, it is Space Monster. Space Monsters are not actually monsters from outer space. Rather, they are monsters that want to take up all the space. Even space that belongs to … Continue reading
Filed under I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School, Objectively Hilarious, Seattle
How to Catch a Word Monster, or Can I Borrow A Net?
I have a Word Monster in my life. It is awful. I hate Word Monsters. A Word Monster must say all of the words. It is always right. Even when it is wrong. It is smarter than you. And knows … Continue reading
Let’s Get Naked, or Locker Room Perils
It was my fault. I smiled at him. But it seemed harmless. I mean, he was cute! Sure, he was in the women’s locker room – which is rarely a promising start to a relationship. But he had those big … Continue reading
Filed under I Wish You Wouldn't, Uncategorized
