Category Archives: A Hot Mess
Idiot Proof, or Defying Expectations
The ICTY has its fair share of security. We all walk past guards with guns, run our personal items through an x-ray machine, and step through a metal detector, which is, of course, manned by more guards. Going to work … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Camera Phone Abuse, Uncategorized
The Soap Is In The Dish, or What Time Is It, Anyway?
I got into Amsterdam yesterday. It seemed lovely. I enjoyed it for all of 45 minutes before I fell asleep. But those were 45 picturesque minutes, I tell you. I flew out early Tuesday morning. Which means that I should … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Learning New Things, Uncategorized
I Might Be Famous, or Hate Mail
I received my first piece of blog related hate mail today. It was very exciting. But here is my question: If strangers hate me, does that mean I am famous now??? My obvious stardom aside, the letter is pretty special. … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School, Objectively Hilarious
Trouble On 12th, or Damn It Cat!
Oh man. I’ve got a situation over here friends. But telling you about it means I have to admit something. And it is something I try to keep pretty hush-hush. Don’t get excited. I’m not a Russian spy or anything. … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Camera Phone Abuse, I Wish You Wouldn't, Uncategorized
Stage Two, or I Will Hit You
I just spent some time drinking coffee with a friend. We were both a little vent-ey. And not about the state of the world folks. I mean we just had free floating-I-will shiv-you-in-your-eye-if-you-do-not-move-and-let-me-put-cream-in-my freaking-coffee rage. It wasn’t pretty. Here’s my … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Africa, I Wish You Wouldn't, Law School
Heat Stroke and Slap Fights and LiLo Oh My!, or Another Friday
Well well. Guess what city finally realized it is summer time? That’s right folks. We can all put away our sweaters and halt construction on our arks because Seattle finally got with the sunshine program. In fact, it got with … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Camera Phone Abuse, Law School
Medium, or Revising the Dating Code of Conduct
I went on a date last night. It was very medium. Don’t worry. He thought it was pretty medium too. We already tried this once before. I am pretty sure we only gave it a second try because we were both … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, I Wish You Wouldn't, Objectively Hilarious, Projects
Hump Day, or Is It End Times?
It is such a Wednesday. You know. All long and drawn out. The type of day where around 1:00 you start to wonder if maybe the world just gave up on orbiting the sun and time has actually stopped. Because it really … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Lists
I Came By It Honestly, or Growing Up Awkward
I was a rather unfortunate looking child. It’s true. I mean, I know we are all supposed to coo over little kid pictures and say things like “She’s adorable!” and “Oh my! How precious!” But my little kid photos inspire … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Objectively Hilarious, Uncategorized
Shit, Shit, Shit, or Jumping From Trains
I’m having one of those very lazy Saturdays. It is kind of perfect. I’m half way cleaning the apartment but mostly just watching old episodes of Friends and reading back issues of The New Yorker and People. I’m paying bills … Continue reading
Filed under A Hot Mess, Learning New Things, Objectively Hilarious
