Monthly Archives: December 2011

I Miss My Pants, or Grab Those Khakis!

I am wearing pants that don’t fit. Oh that’s right. You want to know why? I’ll tell you. I’m wearing pants that don’t fit because all of my pants are gone.  That’s right kids.  I lost all my pants. So…remember … Continue reading

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Just Admit It, or Aren’t They Right There?

My siblings and I are close in age.  Like, we are talking minutes and months apart, not years.  We grew up right on top of each other in a lot of ways.  There wasn’t a lot of privacy.  It was … Continue reading

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Protected: And What Does That Say About You, or Fuck

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Lying: A Beginner’s Guide, or Well That’s Just Not True

I’ve been thinking about lies lately.  I like to think I’m a pretty honest person, you know, as such things go.  This is not really because I have Great Integrity so much as it is because my poker face sucks. … Continue reading

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Every!Day!Adventures!, or Good Morning Sunshine

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P is for Plan, or What Thoreau Says

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